
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
(via imrunningmymouth)
#well I definitely thought that was Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a wig
Such a bad movie, but I loved it as a kid.
(Source: harrisonfords, via handchuffed)

The Little Mermaid 1989
Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
Decades.
i literally just figured that out right now.
^that^
…
DUDE.
Wow.

(via i-aint-bovvered)
#JESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW HIGH HE CAN KICK #THAT THING’S LIKE SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR #AND HE NAILS IT #HOLY MOTHERFUCK HOW DOES HE EXIST #NO #GO AWAY #LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE
To make it even worse, it’s a BEAUTIFUL kick. No faltering or nearly tipping over. A perfectly executed round house kick.
HNNG.
I’m a little turned on by that high kick, not gonna lie.
a LITTLE turned on?
try A LOT turned on

(Source: the-starkster, via i-aint-bovvered)

must be getting tired cause this cracked me up and then I sat there looking at it and starting laughing more!
I think I’m high or something ‘cause I am rolling on the floor.
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